All Blog Posts Tagged 'ninja' (41)

My Ninja Identity

My name is Jennifer, you know me (maybe)... but do you know my ninja persona? Me either, till now. My ninja persona may come of as unaware and absent minded, but she hears it all and aware of it all, she just isn't reacting. She is widely known for her "plant army" from far away they appear to be black shadows of seven feet, but up close they are a slick dark vined creatures covered in black thorns that slice. Unfortantly they are dumb and driven by the emotion of their planter who is of cours… Continue

Added by TrueBlack on October 21, 2009 at 8:11pm — No Comments

Linux has Penguin Ninjas!

Here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XvsSQLN2U You will see a killer ninja Penguin named Tux going after an evil robot sent from Microsoft to kill all penguins and Linux users. Continue

Added by Justin Breithaupt on September 25, 2009 at 11:00am — 1 Comment

Nifty Ninja Nonsense

**A clean Ninja is less likely to torture you. **A happy Ninja is a ninja less likely to kill you. **A naked Ninja has no place to hide her weapons. **A hugging Ninja has something up her sleeve. **A Ninja who moves out will kill her ex-roommate for material goods. **A Ninja who tattles should be left unpunished lest she then decide to mutilate you in your sleep. **A sued Ninja will kill you and your lawyers. **And on the seventh day, the Ninja rested in order to be at full strength fo… Continue

Added by Baila Musique on September 11, 2009 at 9:21pm — No Comments

Ninja

Have you ever seen a ninja.... Didn't think so. i am a ninja a great ninja so great of a ninja that even grandmaster kudimono turns green with envy. Wait a green ninja wow some one kill him hey wait im the master ninja here ill do it........ Did you miss me i didn't think you would since im so fast and i know what your thinking how can i miss that which i can not see. Its very easy if you jump 3 worlds over and kill an greenbellyed gorgon blasting cyclops and brother that in its self is easy for… Continue

Added by byxman on July 3, 2009 at 2:48pm — 1 Comment

HI!!! I'm the new guy!!!!

HI!!!! I look forward to decapitating each and every single on eof you, with the awesomeness of my voice acting!! (And katana) Hi, my Christian, what's up. Yes I am a beginner voice actor, and i am currently acting for a show on youtube called, ERB (Epic Randomness of Blaze) and i am seeking more work. I would prefer you tube, but otherwise really don't care, you tube is just bigger...Umm, I live in Las Vegas, but right now I am going to school in Germany as a foreign exchange student, for 6 mon… Continue

Added by Christian Emery on May 25, 2009 at 5:22am — 2 Comments

Ninja movie

when will there be a great ninja movie that show the true power the ninja??? let me know Continue

Added by omegamewtwo on May 8, 2009 at 9:40pm — 2 Comments

blerr

what do ninjas think about chuck norris ? Continue

Added by danny carranza on May 3, 2009 at 9:13pm — No Comments

lol

why do ninjas kill other ninjas. it makes no sense unless someone higherd a ninja to kill another ninja. but it makes no sense that if one ninja sees another ninja and just go's and kills him or her. Continue

Added by lordkalem on April 15, 2009 at 1:00am — 1 Comment

Ninja Training

I would tell you what I did but I could risk destroying my path to NinjaHood. Continue

Added by james on April 5, 2009 at 9:52pm — 1 Comment

NIN/JA

Oh, man. Kent and i were just hanging out today the ninja popped in madder than a hornet waking up drunk on nectar in a bees nests. He was ranting and raving about the Nine Inch Nails tour which is called the NIN/JA tour. Apparently they didn't ask his permission. We flipped ont he camera and caught him flipping out a bit, but I am worried for for the dudes in those bands. If you kow any of them you might want to advise them t submit a CT-403 form to the International Order of Ninjas to get thei… Continue

Added by DougieD2k on April 3, 2009 at 8:03pm — No Comments

Prague'inja

Just got back from Prague last night and I am lucky to be alive. Kent and i were speaking at a conference called ProMAX. Doing our usual spiel about how new media is awesome and blah blah.com. Anyway the theme for the conference was Behold the Anonymous Heroes. They thought marketing and promotion was like being a superhero, because no one knows who you are. So, we're in the middle of our speech when BAM! The NInja shows up and starts railing on everyone about how the true anonymous heroes of th… Continue

Added by DougieD2k on March 25, 2009 at 1:24pm — No Comments

pirates??? or ninjas???

heyyyyyyyyyyyy everybody in your little chatroom world. or ask a ninja fan world. or whatever you want to call this place we call our so sad lives.:] SOOOOOOOOOO TODAYYYYYYYYYY i think that we should have a little debate:] liek pirates versus ninjas :] which ones cooler??? ya know what??? i think that we should have a little deul thinger. OKAYYYYYY so on the pirate side we have MIKKY THE ORIGINAL [btw, its not me, its my friend] AND ON THE NINJA SIDEEEE we have COURTTTTT THE SCIENCE DOR… Continue

Added by Mickey on March 19, 2009 at 6:04am — 3 Comments

Funniest Episode I've Ever SEEEEN!!! XD

Have you guys ever watched the "Ninja VS Crazy People" Episode of Ask a Ninja?!?! LOL! If you haven't, GO watch it RIGHT NOW!!! And for those who have, ........ XD It's so freakin funny!!! hahaha! I mean, The way he compares ninjas and crazy people are so funny! especially when he puts stuff on his head when it comes to talking about the crazy people!! "Everything falls off..." Hahahaha! >w< Hope I didn't spoil anything!... too much! TwT Anyway, I really LOVED that episode. I couldn't s… Continue

Added by Mikka on February 16, 2009 at 8:30am — No Comments

Ninja Quotes!

I am doing a persuasive paper on Ninjas are better than Pirates. So I am doing a introduction and was wondering if anyone had a good suggestions! Continue

Added by Alyssa on February 4, 2009 at 3:16pm — No Comments

Red Christmaa

It was a bloody sneaky Christmas indeed. This year i decided to get The Ninja a bag of all-purpose shadows. A pretty practical and thoughtful gift for a dark assassin. The Ninja gave me a punch in the face. Not as a response to my gift, but that was his gift to me. He said i would gain a lot of enlightenment from that punch. So far all i have gained is a broken, bloody nose, sever facial bruising and three hours of my life that I can no longer remember. Continue

Added by DougieD2k on December 29, 2008 at 10:15am — No Comments

Red Squad 47

Check this out Ninjas, Pirates,Vikings,Robots, and Highwaymen I'm going to tell you once about the best Place to hire 11 crazy Ninjas for Protection we have everything weapon wise from shurikens, to kuni knives, to Swords, and for some of the crazy Ninjas in this group it also includes hatchets, and Razor blades(and lemon juice) Continue

Added by Blaze on December 17, 2008 at 9:00am — 1 Comment

I MIGHT LEAVE ASK A NINJA

SORRY, even though no one really cares; i might leave ask a ninja. this really is getting boring, there's no one ever on or there's no new and cool things any more. but i said that i MIGHT leave i'm going to give it another chance. Continue

Added by Cijta on December 12, 2008 at 8:26pm — No Comments

Ninja Day 2008

Wow. The ninja just showed up and kidnapped Kent and I. He took us to some wierd warehouse that was littered with dead bodies. He told that he was on a mission that involved spam (the processed meat product) and the cast of Twilight. We tld him he should hide the bodies before we did the ustream chat. I had no idea that he'd kill a giant Rosyodonus and use the skin to cover the...well, you get it. Anyway, he did a live chat for almost an hour and than punched Kent and I in face. i just woke up b… Continue

Added by DougieD2k on December 5, 2008 at 4:11pm — 1 Comment

Breaking Point

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I needed to get that out of my system.. I've locked myself up like a princess in a tower.. only I'm not a princess and instead of a tower it's a bathroom. But you get my point. wanna know why? If you don't go up and click the back button..please. Well when I got home from school I discovered there was no imediate laundry to fold but the trash was getting a bit full but didn't need to be taken out yet.... however something was off.. My things were in… Continue

Added by TrueBlack on December 4, 2008 at 7:45pm — No Comments