*gives all the Kunoichis a truck full of chocolates, a building filled with private bathes, changed regularly to continually keep them bubbly, and a week of foot massages at a 7 star spa in Dubai*
I've got blond hair, blue eyes, the ability to spout random words at random times, bisexuality, and the power of nine thousand magons tied together with Industrial Silly String. Really! pfftmf