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( As you can see in this picture Ninja Penguin Tux is celebrating his defeat of the evil robot while I the Ninja Penguin Master am still demonstrating my Ninja Penguin skills of projecting myself as a distraction for the robot while Tux finished him. )

Do Ninja's have one universal belief?

Well because of the quantum theory of ninjusoaxis of timeOspaceOsphere paralleled with the Flux compactor and dilithium crystals of death being juggled by dwapes (half dwarf and half ape) at the central point of the conundrumosphere outside the nebula of the inner black hole two miles west of Arnold Schwarzenegger's house where all the money in the United States ends up being teleported into the pockets of Business Owners in China the clear answer is that to a ninja there is a certain code of honour and respect that we have for people in general unless they violate our code of honour. Outside of that are the evil ninjas or ninvils. A ninvil is a paradox that threatens to tear apart the fabric of the space time continuum just by existing because they were ninjas trained by ninjas and then they left to become non ninjas of evil but they are technically ninjas because they passed the training but without honour so they negate themselves and this is why the universe must be kept in balance at all times by ninjas with honor. However if this universe becomes too unstable we use the ninvil relocation program to teleport ninvils outisde our reality into another reality that is cursed that no one has been able to return from because that universe drains all of a ninja's powers upon arrival. The only way to escape would be to counter the negative energy for a millisecond with all of the positive ninja energy of a virgin ninja. This would give all the other ninjas including the ninvils just enough time to telleport out of there and bring the virgin ninja with them. The ninvils just die of old age in this negative empty space in about half the time they would have otherwise lived.

Ninja's can't kill someone with honour that is a weaker opponent like a grandma in a wheel chair unless that grandma is holding something like a detonator to a nuclear bomb aimed at a school or something.

Some have said that Ninja's can't fight honourably 2 on 1. I disagree. If your fighting giant killer robots with adamantium metal armour the size of Optimus Prime it takes advanced ninja weapons and skills to defeat such an opponent and usually a good distraction. Those who haven't mastered the art of projecting clones of yourself as a distraction should bring other ninja's with you, and besides robots are never alone. The Evil CEOs that sell software loose money every time someone uses Linux instead so they build giant evil robots that cost more money to stop the Ninja Penguins from getting people to use Linux. They always have more standing by to send in. They usually either drop them from the sky or have them flown in with rocket packs. The cartoon series of Transformers and the movie was just a publicity stunt to make people think that the Autobots were good robots from another planet when in fact they were created by Evil Corporations.

A ninja is to be trusted with sacred secrets and is at no time to divulge them to someone outside the ninja community unless it's on a need to know basis and some times then they even don't need to know. Some times it is necessary to kill someone who has discovered ninja secrets.

Each Ninja can have his or her own beliefs as long as they don't go against anything written above.