My Will Shall Be The Whole Of The Law

The Ninja will be on Attack of the Show today yapping about his new iPhone App. G4, 7:00 p.m. (EST).

Oh, man. Kent and i were just hanging out today the ninja popped in madder than a hornet waking up drunk on nectar in a bees nests. He was ranting and raving about the Nine Inch Nails tour which is called the NIN/JA tour. Apparently they didn't ask his permission. We flipped ont he camera and caught him flipping out a bit, but I am worried for for the dudes in those bands. If you kow any of them you might want to advise them t submit a CT-403 form to the International Order of Ninjas to get thei… Continue

Just got back from Prague last night and I am lucky to be alive. Kent and i were speaking at a conference called ProMAX. Doing our usual spiel about how new media is awesome and blah blah.com. Anyway the theme for the conference was Behold the Anonymous Heroes. They thought marketing and promotion was like being a superhero, because no one knows who you are. So, we're in the middle of our speech when BAM! The NInja shows up and starts railing on everyone about how the true anonymous heroes of th… Continue

It was a bloody sneaky Christmas indeed. This year i decided to get The Ninja a bag of all-purpose shadows. A pretty practical and thoughtful gift for a dark assassin. The Ninja gave me a punch in the face. Not as a response to my gift, but that was his gift to me. He said i would gain a lot of enlightenment from that punch. So far all i have gained is a broken, bloody nose, sever facial bruising and three hours of my life that I can no longer remember.

Wow. The ninja just showed up and kidnapped Kent and I. He took us to some wierd warehouse that was littered with dead bodies. He told that he was on a mission that involved spam (the processed meat product) and the cast of Twilight. We tld him he should hide the bodies before we did the ustream chat. I had no idea that he'd kill a giant Rosyodonus and use the skin to cover the...well, you get it. Anyway, he did a live chat for almost an hour and than punched Kent and I in face. i just woke up b… Continue