Ability

[Ricky Bond]

if you could choose any ablility to have, for example, super fast, invisibilty, super strenght, etc, etc, what would you chose? (basically superhero ablilities)

i would want to have the mightyest sword, that would never break or go dull, and the ability to rip out peoples vocal cords (hehe).

[Joseph]

I'd have the ability, to have all the abilities I want. (South Park Ninja Episode)

[Ricky Bond]

hmm, that's no fair, but I'd still rip your vocal cord out :D

[Ashley]

haha nice. i've definitely seen that one. when butters gets the ninja star in his eye and you see cartmans penis. nicely quoted.

[Nickle]

Fuck you id just split your head open with my wicked skill, who needs ability when your as wicked as me

[Ricky Bond]

no way, id have your vocal cord already ripped out and you'd be on the ground coughing up blood MUHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Ninjapirate#1]

The ability to conjure anything created by the weirdos at Uncyclopedia. I would own all with my very own 55-GALLON DRUM O' WUP-ASS! Of course, there's always the Landmine that shoots Grenades filled with Nunchucks with Shuriken tips. But, the thing that will always destroy anything in its path is the 500-foot Jesus. My own army of grues might not be a bad idea either.

[Damien]

I'd have Empathic mimicry, then I'd beat you all =P

[Ricky Bond]

lol, well i am that 500foot jesus like figure, so i win

[Damien]

Colin Mochrie already killed you. Sorry. =P

[Yaway Mega Farfella]

that man is god.

[beknifingyou]

Invisbility, so I could sneak up and kill whoever I wanted to. Like the president. Hehe

[Luimaster]

Shapeshifting really covers the strength, flying, stealth and speed so I dont see any reason for anything else and ENOUGH WITH YOUR VOCAL CORD PULLING ITS MAKING ME GAG! I'll believe it when I die from loss of vocal cord