ninjas vs. superman

[taylor]

ok we all know the answer to this question, but just say that superman got on a super horrific pms/roid rage, became super pwnsrificly poweful and got pissed off at a clan of ninjas. how would they defeat him. cuz we know they would but how

[Dewey Vozel]

The clan could hide behind the rim of Clark Kent's glasses and when Superman went to put them on jump out and throw shurikens fashioned from Kryptonite into his eyeballs.

[Mr. Hardman]

His eyeballs are ivulnerable too. He was shot in the eye and didn't blink.

[Chikininja]

but if the shurikens are made of kryptonite, it would work.
Or (because he's fighting ninjas) steel or titanium would work too
but not IRON...no no no no no

[CaptionBlade]

Just get a dame lot of Kriptonite (forgive me, it is most likely spelled wrong) then the battle is over, superman dead. Ninjas will always win.

[Mr. Hardman]

... Yeah. Like Kryptonite would be easy to find.

Let's sal instead of Kryptonite, it was Plutoniun. Superman's weakness is plutoniun. How could YOU get Plutoniun?

[Dewey Vozel]

The answer is so simple... it's a clan of ninjas. They would go back in time to before Krypton exploded, travel through space, and steal a piece of the planet. That should take them about 5 minutes... Otherwise, they could just steal it from Lex Luther.

[Mr. Hardman]

... Damn! Realy? Why not just Kill him there in Krypton, where he has no powers?


I Know why: Superman travel Back in time all the time... we would be waiting there for you.

[George]

no matter what, superman is fucked.................... end of story


p.s. the kyprtonite shaped shuriken would pierce his eyes, definitly

[Flagman]

Superman's a damn Godmoder, and no one would want to play with him anyway.
Ass.

[Dewey Vozel]

A friend of mine who's into comics would agree. He says that Superman's only power is that he always has just barely enough strength or skill to do what he has to do. If he has to stop a train, he's there straining (understandably... I know it really hurt when I stopped a train... damn sturdy Lionel's). Anyhow, if a tree falls on a car and he has to lift the tree to free the people trapped inside, he'd be straining just as hard. How can that be? If you can stop a train, surely you can push a tree off a car. He always seems to have just enough to get whatever it is done.

Damn Godmoder like you said!

[Doctor Scraps]

Unfortunately, I have to give this one to Superman. Simply because he and I have some history.
You'd think a Kryptonite katana blade would be a little more sturdy than what it actually is. Well, it probably would have worked had the presence of the Kryptonite not dropped him to his knee's when I swung, because then I probably wouldn't have hit that pole...and that just pretty much shattered the thing. Really delicate crystals, that Kryptonite.

He wasn't an ass about it though...just kidney punched me and flew off. Nice guy.

[Mr. Hardman]

Well, same thing I said between "Batman Vs. Superman":

Is Superman AWARE of the attack?

If superman is on his patrol over Metropolis, looking for ostensive crimes occuring, and then a ninja jump out of the blue with a kryptonite stone, he's gone... or will have to return... again.

But if it's a fight declared, and supes suspects his ninja opponent probably has kryptonite, I'll give it to Superman. Even with the kryptonite.

SPOILER:[Who watched Superman: Doonsday saw how easily he finished Luthor in a red-sun roon full of kryptonite: He trow away THE ROOM!]END OF SPOILER.